You would think! I suspect it's because most people would rather look more "tan" - but on me it just looks orange. Once me and my mom went to MAC a month or so before Tony got married and got our makeup done, thinking that either we'd get some good product we could use or that, if we were super impressed, we could ask if they would do our makeup on the day of. We both looked so terrible that when we got to the car, we just looked at each other and started laughing. I wish we had taken pictures. They put sparkles on mom's wrinkles, which drew attention to them and made them incredibly obvious. My colors were all wrong. Like, if I just thought mine was bad that would be one thing, but the fact that both of us found our makeup laughable was kinda funny in retrospect. The people working on us kept saying they hoped we were going to go out or do something fun to show off our makeup and we were both thinking 'yeah, we're gonna go home and wash our faces first'.

I'm so done with the facial hair thing. I hate that even right after I shave, you can easily see the hair under the surface. Like, can you give me a little time where it's not wildly obvious? Sheesh.