Heaven help me....

I'm at the hotel for my business trip. They don't get the station that Drag Race airs on, and the internet connection is so slow that when I stream an episode from Logotv.com, it plays 5 seconds of content and then pauses for 22.

The front desk tried to help me but they are stuck. They said IT will call me back. They also said I can go to the lobby and it may go faster.

I don't suppose anyone here knows of any miracles?

The new episode of Drag Race will be available at 3am Eastern. I need to see it!!